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The guy who founded Tequila liked my tweet about his tequila.
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Whaaaaaa? He’s trying to make it as a rapper? I’m definitely going to follow that shit then!
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I’m in utter shock that an album of Essential Falco songs does not include “Rock Me Amadeus.”
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Is this one thing? If so, this is the most confusing product name ever.
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I’m moving out of New York next week and this is what I’m going to miss the most.
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The future is here.
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Sure, living in a vortex of dickishness sounds appealing!
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According to Google Street View, this is the view from an apartment I looked at on Craigslist.
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This is the face I’m making 98% of the time in life.
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I’m not even sure I know what this means.




